I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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