Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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