Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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