You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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