Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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