okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Randomize
