you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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