Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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