I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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