Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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