You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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