i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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