dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
