last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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