When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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