You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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