im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
you will always have a special place in my vag
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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