Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
