what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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