You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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