She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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