I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
