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(310): View more from California

my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.

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Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.

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(214): View more from Texas

He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship

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A tequila worm?

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(630): View more from Illinois

Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?

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