just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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