I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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