piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
