He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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