i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Sorry my hands just texted you
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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