I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I don't think brook has ever known best
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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