is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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