Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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