Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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