I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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