R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
dude i'm inner monologue high
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Everclear isn't food dammit
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
