just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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