He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm sobbing to NWA
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
