GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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