To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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