to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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