You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
farters have to be the big spoon...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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