You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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