just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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