either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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