Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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