Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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