If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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