found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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