I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
my poor anus
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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