New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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