Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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