Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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