farters have to be the big spoon...
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We had to coat check the pizza.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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