Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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